Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
