96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I am full of burrito and curiosity
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
soo... how was my night?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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