i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
These tits shall not be calmed
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