like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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