Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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