i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize
