We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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