Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
