Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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