So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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