How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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