I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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