I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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