see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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