Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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