who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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