It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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