Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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