Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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