In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
