gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Randomize
