C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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