Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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