I am in a vortex of obligation.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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