PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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