so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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