i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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