I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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