i just google imaged poop.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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