we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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