I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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