The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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