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Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
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Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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