Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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