Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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