it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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