why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
its not stalking. its research.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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