is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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