i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i just made my gag reflex go away.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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