Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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