Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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