Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
Randomize
