He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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