We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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