you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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