That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm like, not good at living.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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