I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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