She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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