their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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