covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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