Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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