Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
time to smoke my breakfast
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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