I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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