piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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